The Brangelina Twins

The Associated Press reports that the first photos of the Brangelina twins could weigh down the wallet of the lucky paparazzo by up to $11 million dollars.

$11 million dollars???? Even with the greenback sinking only slightly slower than RMS Titanic, $11M will still buy more than a couple of tanks of gas!

Here is a shot of my twins. You may purchase the large version for only $10 million, even though they're way cuter than the Brangelina offspring. How do I know mine are cuter? Because they're mine. Now pay up, dammit!